Occasionally, while laying in bed, we randomly come up with phrases and try to create definitions for them. Sure, sometimes it’s nonsexual, but most of the time it is.

Saturday’s phrases

Coach: “Turkish tricycle”
Me: “it’s when a chick is laying on her back with her legs in the air, and the guy is sitting on her face, teabagging her. But instead of him going down on her like a real gentleman would at that moment, he’s holding onto her feet and moving his hips from side to side, like he’s pedalling on her face.”
Coach: “…I’m so amazed at that definition, I can’t even laugh. It’s beautiful.”

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